Tumblr (3.0; @ishipeverythingcanon)http://ishipeverythingcanon.tumblr.com/I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.<br /> <br /> ME: Hello.<br /> AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.<br /> <br /> ME: Is this AT&T.<br /> AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...<br /> <br /> ME: This is AT&T.<br /> AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...<br /> <br /> ME: Is this AT&T.?<br /> AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?<br /> <br /> ME: May I ask who is calling?<br /> AT&T: This is AT&T.<br /> <br /> ME: OK, hold on.<br /> <br /> At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.<br /> <br /> ME: Hello?<br /> AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?<br /> <br /> ME: May I ask who is calling, please?<br /> AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...<br /> <br /> ME: This is AT&T?<br /> AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...<br /> <br /> ME: The phone company.<br /> AT&T: Yes, sir.<br /> <br /> ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.<br /> AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.<br /> <br /> ME: I already have a phone.<br /> AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.<br /> <br /> ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?<br /> AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!<br /> <br /> ME: 7 days a week.?<br /> AT&T: That's right.<br /> <br /> ME: 365 days a year.?<br /> AT&T: Yes, sir.<br /> <br /> ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!<br /> AT&T: We think so!<br /> <br /> ME: That's quite a sum of money!<br /> AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.<br /> <br /> ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?<br /> AT&T: Excuse me?<br /> <br /> ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.<br /> AT&T: What are you talking about?<br /> <br /> ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.<br /> AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.<br /> <br /> ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.<br /> <br /> AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for<br /> <br /> <br /> ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?<br /> AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.<br /> <br /> ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!<br /> AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.<br /> <br /> At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.<br /> <br /> SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?<br /> ME: Yeah.<br /> <br /> SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.<br /> ME: Is This A T &T?<br /> <br /> SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.<br /> ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.<br /> <br /> SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.<br /> ME: Thank you.<br /> <br /> I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. 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